UNKNOWN ID (pansmione) [girlxgirl]

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Unknown: Is this Draco Malfoy?

Unknown #2: I don't know, is it? hehe

Unknown: You're acting like a priss so I'm guessing that this would be Draco?

Draco: yeah. whomst am i speaking to?

Unknown: Hermione.

Draco: Granger?

Hermione: What other Hermione are you acquainted with?

Draco: I'm very popular.

Hermione: Okay yeah.

Draco: What do you need?

Draco: I'm not into women anymore if that's what you're here for ;)

Hermione: god is everyone in your friend group so annoyingly flirtatious?

Draco: I don't mean to brag but we are what some might call...

Draco: a gaggle of sluts.

Hermione: Ok ok yeah so which of your friends has been texting me?

Draco: me ;)

Hermione: Shut up, tell me.

Draco: that breaks the.. like.. code of friendship or whatever.

Hermione: Ok, I guess I have to respect that.

Draco: Fine, stop pestering me. You've convinced me.

Hermione: ...?

Draco: Pansy Parkinson.

Hermione: This was so much easier than I thought it would be. Thank you for being a shitty friend. Remind me to never entrust any information with you.

Draco: aw, not even the information that you're a flaming lesbo? :(

Hermione: I'm this close to stabbing you right in your cold heart.

Draco: ok mami

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