Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Chapter 1: PVP (Pete vs Pete)

"What was I doing again? Oh yeah gotta get to work. Lucky for me I can webswing" Peter shot another webline and webswung away while on the streets Paste Pot Pete walked grumbling as a few people looked at him and questioned what he was wearing."I'll teach that twit to laugh at me. He wouldn't like if I randomly showed up and ruined his pans" The man then stopped as he noticed the daily bugle come to view "and I think I know how". Paste Pot Pete smirked and walked towards the bugel as Peter stuck to the side of the building and climbed through the open window of the janitor's closet."Alright made it to the bugel and now to figure out how I can sneak into the office without being noti-" The teen was about to take off his mask until he heard the sound of something crashing "and looks like I'm going to work in my costume". "C'mon...Pleease!" Paste Pot Pete had said as he looked at Jj Jameson and the daily bugle staff who seemed to be stuck to the wall by glue."Even if I had that wall-crawling menace's home address, I wouldn't give it to to someone who holds me and my staff hostage!" Jameson growled "do you have any idea what this stunt of yours is doing to the bugel's productivity!?!"."Wow" Everyone turned their heads to the side to see Peter sticking to the wall "I never knew you cared so much about your employees' well being Jonah"."I guess he actaully does have a heart of gold underneath all that anger"."You! This is all your fault,you webswinging hooligan!!"."And the anger is back"."you missed a spot there pastey" Peter said as he shot a web at Jameson's mouth as it the man and covered his mouth."I really don't need Jonah yelling at me when I'm fighting glue stick".

"I see you came to ruin my plan again you pest!!" Paste Pot Pete said as he aimed his gun at Peter and fired a stream of glue at him only for the teen to dodge it."What can i say I'm a meddling arachind" Peter quipped as the glue hit the door and sealed it."Hah, it worked! Now you're trapped in here with me!!"."Okay.." The teen said as he looked at the sealed door "I gotta admit..that was actually pretty smart"."I wonder if his goofy name and fashion choice is apart of his plan to make people laugh". "You're mine now Spider-Man!!" Paste Pot Pete yelled as he shot multiple glue shots as the teen dodged them."Yeah sorry Pastey, I'm not interested in you like that. Plus no offense you look very very old" the webhead quipped before getting hit by a stream of glue "CRAP!! UUGGGHH!! stuff...is too strong"."I guess this is karma for laughing at pastey earlier".

Paste Pot Pete chuckled as he looked at Peter."How does it feel to be messed with!! How does it feel punk!!"."Okay,this guy is starting to annoy me more than Flash Thompson"."Alright, alright you caught me not!!" Peter said as he managed to use his free hands to fire a web at Paste Pot Pete covering the man's eyes as the teen used his all his strength to break out of the glue. Peter quickly broke the glue gun before undercutting Paste Pot Pete to the ceiling before webbing the man to the ceiling."LET ME OUT OF HERE!!" Paste Pot Pete yelled as he tried to break out of the webbing while Peter freed the hostages from the glue."Zip it pastey" Peter said as he webbed the man's mouth shut as police entered the building "and great timing boys in blue"."seriously Paste Pot Pete was being annoying". Peter got the man down from the ceiling as the cops took Paste Pot Pete and started to walk out the building."MENACE!! YOU RUINED MY OFFICE!!" Jameson yelled as he pointed a finger at the spider powered teen "JUST WAIT TILL I HAVE THOSE PHOTOS OF YOU IN TH-Wait a mintue! Where's Romanoff!!?!!!"."Quick make up an excuse make an up an excuse!"."Oh uh...he had an emergency to take care of..yeah uh bye" Peter then shot a web and webswung out of the building."Nailed it....i think. Well I learned something today. The villain with the lamest name does exist,welp time to go home and watch trash t.v. and eat cereal"."Paste Pot Pete" the teen snickered while webswing "What a goofy name".

To be continued

Peter Capaldi as Peter Petruski/Paste Pot Pete