Harper: So you're the kid taking my sister to prom.
Andrew: Yeah, she's-
Harper:-You hurt her, I will staple dead birds to your car.
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Meg: You taking my twin to prom?
Kat: Yup.
Meg: Way to keep it gay, my dude
(I-I don't know, the first part is from a Sarah Schauer vine, the second is from my mind-)