Hey, my name George Yanderwood and I was raised in a cult. But not just raised but was part of it, like genuinely helpedin the massacre of many people. But im getting ahead of myself. Okay, so i was born July, 7th 1997 into what came to be known as the Cult of Whinney. I know not very "edgy" but its what we were given because our leader was named Whinney Grand. He was a sick and twisted man who created the cult to please his sick needs for murder. He would seduce all women and say that he was the one true father so gennetically he was my dad. The cult was hellbent on conquering the world and damn near accomplished it. Heres my take on it. S M H
