The Pals and Dorl!

I'm stupid - Story time with Sophie

Hiya SophFam!

Story time with Sophie!

So, basically, this morning I went on a walk around this garden place with my family.

Yes, I did exercise... I only agreed to go because I got donuts.

Hehe.

ALSO!

I SAW A DUNKIN' DONUTS AND TACO BELL!

THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND IN THE UK!

LIKE WOW!

I'VE NEVER SEEN A TACO BELL IN MY LIFE!

XD

Anyways... back to the story.

So, we finished the walk... in the freezing cold...

We went to the gift shop because every place in the whole of England has a gift shop.

e d u c a t i o n    b i t c h

So, I was looking at the British sweets, or candy, whatever the fuck you call them, and I spotted something outside, by the plants, that caught my eye.

Something that moved.

It had black fur and beautiful green eyes.

No, I wasn't complementing a girl because me and my family were the only one's there BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING FREEZING!

BUT!

It.

Was.

A KITTEN!

IT WAS SO CUTE!

I WANTED TO EAT IT ALL UP AND SHAHJSKHEJWAKSJK!

...

I'll stop...

So, it was meowing and being super cute, so I went outside and looked at it.

It literally walked towards me and sat down.

Too.

Cute.

I pet the cat, as you do.

IT WAS THE SOFTEST THING EVER!

I hugged it and pet it and played with it and ajjskajsajs.

My arm was a bit itchy, so I itched it, as you do.

But then it got itchier.

My full body started to itch...

Then I remembered.

I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC TO CATS!

HOW DO YOU FORGET YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING!?

I'M SO STUPID!

I walked away from the EVIL CAT.

Well... it wasn't... I'm just stupid.

I rolled up my coat sleeves as much as I could and then looked at my arms, now covered in a red, itchy rash.

My mum told me to hurry up because we were going.

I don't want her to know I'm stupid...

So, I pulled down my sleeves and followed my family to the car.

I started sneezing, a lot.

My mum looked at me and said,

"Why have you got black fur on your coat?"

SHITTIT SHIT SHIT!

I said, "I don't know"

She ignored it and we waited until we got home.

I went upstairs and took my coat off...

ALL OF MY ARMS WERE RED AND SPOTTY AND IT LOOKED GROSS!

My mum came upstairs and said, "You pet the cat, didn't you?"

"No, no! I didn't!"

She obviously knew.

She laughed at me, brought a bag of ice and put it on my arms.

That was fun.

So, I'm fine now.

But... yeah.

I'm a stupid bitch.

I should probably upload a new chapter of The Bossy Boy since I haven't for ages.

Sorry by the way XD

Have fun and think about Dorl!

Baiiii <3 XD