Me: *staring at a band member* Mmm
Mom: He's old enough to be your dad
Me: The dad of my children
Mom: What
Me: What
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One Direction Jokes and Randomness 3
RandomThe 3rd book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
Dad
Me: *staring at a band member* Mmm
Mom: He's old enough to be your dad
Me: The dad of my children
Mom: What
Me: What