Mother: So...why is he your favorite?
Me: [cracks knuckles]
Me: [stretches]
Me: [turns lights off]
Me: [sets up prejector]
Me: [opens powerpoint]
Me: Allow me to tell you a thing
YOU ARE READING
One Direction Jokes and Randomness 3
RandomThe 3rd book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•
