YEET SEET EAT FEET

I ask the man

"If you swallow a child is it the opposite of childbirth?" I asked, actually concerned for the lives of many children. Not really, more concerned of the stomachs of many, having to digest tiny brains.
"Umm... are you actually hot?" The man answered my question with a question.
"Yes actually, I'm very hot" I say, a bit surprised at his forwardness.
"Oh ok, lemme go turn on the AC." The man says, completely oblivious to my hurtness.
"Ugh I'm going home, quack quack loser." I stand up, hitting my head on the ceiling because I am at a dwarfs house, that's right, the man is a dwarf.
"W-wait, I-I love you!" He suddenly blurts, making me stop in my tracks.
I turn around, and not knowing what to say I find myself blurt out, "PLOT TWIST!!" I cover my mouth quickly.
"Wow I can't believe you just said that, get out of my house" the man says, with a murderous glare in his eyes and a big smile on his face.
"Umm okay, see ya later Greg!"
"See ya Shirley!!" What my name ain't that what ev.
     I step out of his house, only to remember that his house is floating in the middle of space. I died.