You fall out of your car and drop all your crap. You get up leaving your crap and flipping off your mother and then walking to the ugly DISGUSTING HIDEOUS school of ew. You walk in to see a very sexi man with one strand of brownish hair on top of his very greasy head. He smiled very grossly "hi, I'm baldi your meth teacher" he said and he waved his hand so harsh that you heard a snapping noise, one single tear fell from his ugly eye as mascara ran down his face. "Ummm, are you o-" "YES!" Baldi yelled hiding his pain. You just ignore him and shove him out of the way and walk into another ugly door that said 69 on it. U push the door open really hard (like you litarly turned into the hulk and smashed the door against the wall and the door went through the wall and out the front door into space then straight into a black hole and then shit back out another hole and placed back were it belongs back on its hinges) 'not again' you think to your self. You walk in and throw yourself on the floor and a weird 'OOF' noise came out. Baldi walked in and stepped on you then wiped his feet, he got off you "what was that weird oof noise?" Asked baldi. "Why tf would I know"
(Time skip brought to you by baldi's one strand of hair)
Baldi through a noteboo at you. You made a loud 'REEEEEE' noise and then hissed. "This is where you get to do meth" baldi said. You opened your dumb blue noteboo and saw white powder and your snorted it. Then you looked at the page and saw real meth problems. baldi read the first problem "what is 1+2?" "37!!" You yelled out. His lips stared to go down into a frown, but really slowly
(Like an hour later)
You look at baldi his frown still forming, it was only half way to the floor. His mouth finally stoped moving and he was done frowning. He grabbed out his ruler from his asshole, then smacked it against his hand.
To be continued....
