Mike: Okay, just gotta survive for two more hours...
(Shaking with fear)
Mike: Holy Crud, 2%!?, how am I supposed to make it for another eighty-six minutes?
(Gulps)
Mike: I guess I should look to see where the animatronics are..
(He opens the camera, only to see there are no animatronics on the show stage, or anywhere in the pizzeria.)
Mike: I guess I should check the kitchen..?
(He, once again, opens the camera, and presses the kitchen button.)
Freddy: (Whispers) Alright, that's when you take him out, Foxy.
Foxy: Where to? Should I take him to Taco Bell?
Bonnie: No, you idiot! You kill him!
Chica: Typical boys, always arguing and fighting.
(A massive fight breaks out between the three males, as Chica looks up to the camera to see it moving side to side.)
Chica: Ladies, shut up for a second and look!
(The three "ladies" shut up and look to where Chica is pointing, it is the camera, and it is moving.)
Bonnie: Oh.
Freddy: Sheet.
Foxy: Son.
Freddy: Hey, Night Guard? You didn't hear any of that, understood?
(Mike shakes the camera left and right frantically, just as the power goes out.)
Power: Your on your own, pansy! I'm gonna go get me some breakfast!
Mike: No please, I need you! They want to kill me! Or maybe, they want to take me on a date.
Power: I know that, I'm with them in this argument. SEEYA! *leaves*
(Mike hears running down the hall, and screeches in his seat.)
Foxy: Would you like to go on a dinner date with me?
Mike: (Confused) It is morning.
Foxy: Would you like to go on a BREAKFAST date with me?
Mike:... Yes.
(Mike and Foxy leave the building together as the clock chimes 6, leaving Freddy, Bonnie and Chica very confused.)
Will Power come back to clash with Mike? Find out next time, as the journey continues!
Golden Freddy: Can I have a line?
Author: You just did.
Golden Freddy: Wait-
Suddenly, a giant pizza comes in and kills all the characters for a short amount of time.
FINITO
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Five Nights Of Debauchery
DiversosIt's your favourites from FNAF1, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Mike and Golden Freddy. But instead of scaring the pants off you, they ask that you keep your pants on and follow their incredibly stupid journey. It is an adventure so stupid, that you w...
