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5 ways to annoy TEACHERS

1. When the teacher is talking look out of the window and when the teacher asks what you are looking at say that you're looking out of the window because trees swishing is more fascinating that what the teacher is telling you

2. When the teacher is in the room start running around and pretending to be a plane, when the teacher is out of the room act totally normal, this works better when you are starting a new school year and have a new teacher(repeat as many times as possible)

3. Run up to the teacher and say that you desperately need a wee, trail some water behind you, come back and say that you were too late but it's okay because you feel better now

4. Tell the teacher that you are going home early and then run through school and go to the park/the cinema/Mc Donald's ect, the next day come into the school as if nothing happened

5. Get a red pen and draw a tiny spot on your arm, after break time tell your teacher that someone pushed you over the wall and knocked you out and then show them the spot you drew earlier and say "this is the big, big cut I got when I was pushed!"