IMessages (Group Chat)

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Swear warning like rn: I AM A BITCH WHO GETS JEALOUS OVER BRENT ANTONELLO AND KRISTIAN KORDULA AHHHHH I NEED SOME FUCKING HELP BUT WHO THE FUCK AM I? OKAY IM JOKING. I AM ACTUALLY JEALOUS OVER BRENT AND KRISTIAN LOOKS, AND THEY ARE SO CUTE, AND I SHIP THEM WHILE THEM BOTH ARE STRAIGHT WHILE THE OTHER IS MARRIED TO NINA MOORE (KRISTIAN) AND THE OTHER IS SINGLE LIKE ME, OKAY LOOK I AM A BITCH WHO LOVES EVERYONE BUT INTO MY CRUSHES. OOF, IM WEIRD, BUT ENJOY THIS PART/CHAPTER, BAIIIIIII

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Yahyah: u coming over

Shrekdad: dude, I'm listening to that also

Yahyah: yasss Danny boi

Shrekdad: good

Yahyah: wanna oil me up?

Shrekdad: don't make a thing about it

Yahyah: hello my Number 1 guy

Shrekdad: Danny the photo assistant will be fine

Yahyah: you never had

Philjimin: ?

((Sorry 😂 😭))

Yahyah: idk

Shrekdad: ya idk

JoshEat: lets hope for Patty is okay

PatrickDad: dude, I just injured my head, I'm good

TylerOTPS: but still, it's good to be safe

PatrickDad: fuck off

Yahyah: my head hurts 😭 and my boyfriend isn't here

Shrekdad: where is that little bitch/motherfucker at?

Yahyah: he's at Walmart

Shrekdad: *jakepaulmart

Yahyah: oof

Shrekdad: wait why is in Walmart?

Yahyah: he's buying things for dinner tonight, he's making stuff peppers

((When I just realized I didn't have dinner yet and that's what I'm eating for dinner, but since I have Bullion and Anorexia, it isn't really easy. I'm more with Anorexia, I haven't ate for while now))

Shrekdad: that actually seems good

Yahyah: yep,

Shrekdad: fuck I just realized. U never showed us what u look like

Yahyah: oh um no thanks sister

Yahyah added sisterqueen to the groupchat

((I love James Charles and Jeffery Star ahh))

Sisterqueen: hi sisters

Yahyah: I gotta go, I have to help my bf with bags, ttyl

Sisterqueen: okay sister

Shrekdad: hello there, beautiful sister

Sisterqueen: ur cute

Shrekdad: why thank u

Sisterqueen: so r u gay or something?

Shrekdad: Bisexual

Sisterqueen: ahh yessss

Shrekdad: I'm Daniel [Dan] Howell

Sisterqueen: I'm James Charles, bitches

Shrekdad: hello bitches is now playing

Sisterqueen: YASS

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Shrekdad: hey guys, I gotta go

Sisterqueen: go where?

PatrickDad: u okay dan? I saw ur new ig and Twitter post

TylerOTPS: Yea same

Yahyah: dan, what happened?

Shrekdad: I asked phil if he still likes me and he said yes. And so I asked him out, and then he said he doesn't like me romantically :( 😔

Yahyah: does he like someone else?

Shrekdad: Yea, our friend Cat

TylerOTPS: oh bitch

((WHAT The actual FUCK DAN HOWELL AND PHIL LESTER, 😂 I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT THEY UPLOADED! OKAY IM GOOD, ILL WATCH IT AFTER THIS PART/CHAPTER IS PUBLISHED)

PatrickDad: I'm so sorry

Shrekdad: it's fine

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TylerOTPS: HOW DARE YOU PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER

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