You Perverts!

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So I woke up. I didn't realize that I was naked until I got out of bed. The ora from last night as stupid that sounds. I threw on a blue shirt, grey hoodie, grey dress pants and my blue converse. As soon as I got out BEN and Jeff standing at the door with sly looks on their faces.

"Um, sup guys." I said awkwardly.

"Sup, Romeo." Jeff said. I stood there and just... Froze.

"H-How do you know?"

"I sleep right next door." Jeff said.

"Yea, I came in and Jeff told me to listen. I would've jacked off but Jane was in the room." BEN said.

"God, you guys are fuckin perverts." I said.

"Hey it's not my fault, Jeff told me."

"God, my first day here and you guys are just like how I read on Wattpad." I said.

"Well sorry, we have a reputation." Jeff said.

"Whatever, You guys wanna get some grub?" I suggested.

"Yea, sure. I'm starving. We should get the girls." Jeff said.

"Um, no it's good. We'll go out for dinner later." I suggested.

"Oh, triple dating like sirs!" BEN said.

I chuckled, "Shut up BEN. Who would you bring?"

"Um... Sally." he said.

"WHAAAAAT!?" I said like a maniac.

"Yea..." BEN said blushing.

"Well, we should head out to get some new clothes too." I said.

"Sound good." Jeff said.

After we got done eating we headed out to an outlet mall. Jeff and BEN took their illusion forms, I just took my bandana off.

"Yo Daze. What should I wear." Jeff said.

"Dude, you sound like a girl." I said.

"Shut up." he said.

"Just wear a nice button-up white shirt." I said.

"What about me?" BEN said.

Why are they asking me this?

"Wear anything but your usual outfit. You don't wanna look like Sally." I said.

"Shut up." BEN said.

Jeff and me started laughing at that point.

At the end of the day, BEN got a black button up vest, white button up shirt, and a green bow tie with black dress pants. Jeff got a white button up shirt and red tie. I get a black shirt, blue tie, and black dress pants. Maybe I should tell Kitty if she wants to eat out with me, Jeff, Jane, BEN, and Sally tonight, just in case she doesn't have anything nice to wear. Sooo... I did.

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