i'myourdad(dy) joined the call jeffthekiller joined the call japanoob joined the call taeeel joined the call markalulu joined the call donedonghyuck joined the call winwinah joined the call tydoublejointedjellyfish joined the call junguwu joined the call
donghyuck: "FOR HELL'S SAKE, I'M SLEEPING- LEAVE ME ALONE AND DON'T CALL ME-"
yikyung: "then sleep. everyone seems to care about me but then there's you-"
donghyuck: "fine, i'm here to listen."
jaehyun: "i'm was in the midst of... uh..."
johnny: "jerking o-"
jaehyun: "NOPE, I WAS BUSY, UH, WATCHING MEMES?"
taeil: "we live in a society..."
mark: "gang culture!"
yikyung: "alrighty hoe hoes! basically, my dad owns a factory and as y'all know, he has multiple errors during his process."
donghyuck: "uh huh, rich gang."
yikyung: "AND GUYS! I SAW THIS ETHEREAL BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME HOT ROBOT NAMED DOYOUNG IN DAD'S LAB, AND THIS MORNING, MY DAD SAID THAT HE WILL EXECUTE AND DESTROY THE FUCKING ROBOT BECAUSE HE HAS DONE SOME GAY AND CRYING SHIT AND EVEN THOUGH HIS SEXUALITY WHEN MADE WAS STRAIGHT AND HE CRIED WHEN SOME OTHER ROBOT SAID HE'LL LEAK HIS NUDES- AND ROBOTS AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FEELINGS SO YOU CAN GUESS HOW HIS LIFE IS GONNA END-"
donghyuck: "deep."
johnny: "weird flex but okay."
jeffthekiller: "well... what to do?"
taeil: "hey, i think you should just tell dad how you want it for yourself."
taeyong: "i agree, since we all know your dad loves you more than his automobile grill, you can just say you're borrowing for your science project!"
yikyung: "let's just go with that."
johnny: "alright my baby? i gotta sleep now."
donghyuck: "bye hoe hoe."
jaehyun: "love you baby! no hetero though."
jungwoo: "sleep tight baby."
sicheng: "bye yikyung!"
yikyungoddess ended the call.
junguwu: hey if it's a factory error are you sure you can keep it because what if it gets broken one day nvm