"Hi, welcome to the Busy Bean, how may--"
"Do you wear socks to bed?"
"Hey Bucky?"
"Yeah?"
"What the fuck."
"It's a valid question, Mellie."
"Don't call me that."
"Mel."
"Nope."
"Answer the question."
"People who wear socks should step in water while wearing said socks."
"Well then."
"I'm right and you know it!"
"It's a little harsh, isn't it?"
"You asked for an answer and you got one."
"And how will I ever thank you for answering?"
"By ordering a coffee?"
"No can do. I'm super busy right now."
"Then why are you talking to me?"
"Because I like hearing you talk."
"That is the cheesiest thing I've ever heard."
"It helps, it really does. I have nightmares and you help calm me down."
"I do? But we've never even met!"
"Doesn't matter, doll. I'm sure you're as beautiful as your voice."
"Gosh, what is with you and the cringy pick-up lines?"
"Cringy? I prefer 'creative.'"
"Oh my god."
"..."
"I'll give you my mobile number."
"What? Why?"
"You said you had nightmares, right?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, so I'll give my number so if you ever need to, you can just call me."
"Oh. Ok. Wonderful. Thanks, Amelia."
"Anytime, Bucky."
A/N
wow this is actually turning out pretty well aha
I'm abandoning my update schedule freaking screw it
xx,
audrey
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Don't Hang Up Yet, Doll
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