Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here,
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear.
I am the traitor, the outcast classmate, fallen from on high
I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny:
My name is Denki!
Hi, everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself...
My friends all call me Pikachu, and I am a Cancer.
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn.
I've got little demon horns, and a little bolt-y,
And little Denki eyes to help a little Denki see,
And little human feet make it kinda hard to run,
I'm Denki!
Woo hoo!
Mephistopheles for some, I dunno...
My real name is Satan, but you can call me G O D.
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby's mom
Then I'll take a blood bath and drink some Apple Juice,
Try to wash off that stupid human smell,
And then I'll make a sacrifice to me:
Hey, here's to my hell......
My name is Denki!
Ah haa!
To carry on my evil ways, I went and had a vessel
And now he makes his living as a singing villain~
I'm in every traitor theory,
I'm in all the fandom's rants,
I'm the reason that Mineta even had a chance in U.A.
And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle,
Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle,
And fuck Himiko Toga, I don't care if she can fiddle,
I'm Denki!
Denki went down to U.A, he was looking for a soul to steal...
This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... U.A! OK? It's like, oh my gawd!
Six, six, six!
