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bats are g a y

Superman: So is the meeting starting soon or what?

Flash: we've gotta wait on Batman

Superman: eughhhh

Batman: *crashes through roof* I'm present

Superman: wtf you're paying for that Bruce-

Batman: stfu Clark *throws money at him* take it

Superman: b r u c e-

Aquaman: can we just start wtf

Wonderwoman: yeah we're not starting something petty.

Green Lantern: Bruce wtf is under your cape?

Batman: wh-

Joker: *flops out* OH SHIT THIS FLOOR COLD WTF HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN THIS?! Oh hey Bats-

Batman: Damnit J, I told you to w a i t-

Joker: you know good and well I can't

Superman: care to explain, Bats?

Joker: I mean,,, there was supposed to be food so of course I follow him here- aight so where the fuck is it?

Wonder woman: wh??? There is no food??

Joker: DAMNIT- y'all are lame-

Flash: o-

Batman: J, go back- besides, how tf did you even get in my cape wh?

Joker: I dunno cause ur gay?

Superman: he's gotta point there, bats.

Joker: ayyyy

Y'all I just gathered random DC superheroes I knew aight yeet