Cancer: *hyperventilating* GUYS I'M AFRAID OF FLYING!!
Virgo: There is nothing to worry about.The worst thing that would happen is the turbulines combust and we all hurdle to our deaths.
*Cancer screams*
Gemini: Hey, it'll be fine. First we go through the metal detector. That's easy, watch. *goes through the metal detector and it blares* I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Pisces: You have a lighter on your pocket. Are you an arsonist?
Taurus: AHH GUYS HELP ME!! *is being dragged through the luggage line*
Leo: I'll save you! *gets stuck in luggage line too*
Libra: *takes a selfie* We've been waiting here forever. I mean seriously, we came here like two nights ago.
Scorpio: *starts flirting with the security guard and gets escorted off the premises*
Aquarius: *looks at Scorpio and cries* WE'LL BE HERE FOREVERR!!!
Aries: Guys did you know there is a caffee and donut bar? *mouth stuffed with donuts*
Sagittarius: The guard isn't looking, EVERYBODY RUN!!
*everyone runs through the metal detector and it blares*
Capricorn: *trips* Guys help me! We're friends!
*everyone starts laughing*
And then Capricorn got arrested.
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Zodiac Book
סיפור קצרJust a book with a bunch of a Horoscope stuff 😁 Warning: These are not mine, I've found them on Internet and just thought it'll be fun to share them with you.
