ROMEO AND JULIET THE CRACK ENDING

ROMAINE LETTUCE & JELLO SHOTS

Romeo found out Juliet was dead, he didn't believe the foolishness this man was going on about so he traveled to the town to see for himself. Juliet had taken the flying unicorn home from the crypt. Romeo called for Juliet and she threw the nurses hair out the window so Romeo could climb up her hair. He started the climb as the nurse started screaming curses out the huge balcony. He got to the top and stepped on the nurse as a step as she tried to swing at him. Juliet whined like a whale as Romeo came into view as if they had been married for years.

Romeo hugged Juliet, and they had a really uncomfortable makeout session while the creepy angry nurse eagerly watched. Juliet eagerly pushed the faithful nurse off the private balcony because she is ungrateful for what she has done for her and goes back to Romeo. The nurse screamed hysterically that she was indeed not dead and was ok, so Romeo smiled gently and willingly gave Juliet another awkward smelly hug. Just as they genuinely thought their perfect love story was over Juliet's beloved mother came in looking eagerly for her. Juliet's mom saw Romeo and was furious. She started throwing pebbles at them and screaming hysterically "DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY."

Juliet cried into Romeos arms as the polished pebbles flew. As she cried fiercely a man ran into the charming room and smashed her devoted mother against the sacred wall and screamed " YOU KILLED MY FAMILY MEMBER!"as he swung his diamond sword. Friar Laurence busted through the mighty wall and screamed "THE PRINCE IS MY PATIENT I NEED TO CARE FOR HIM!!!"even though he is not a licensed nurse at all. Juliet nodded as Friar Laurence dragged the noble prince out of her luxurious room and sighed.
"Romeo let's ditch this unpredictable place and find a new town where we can be happy without my mom and dad annoying us," Juliet said.
"Ok Juliet let me just go see my dad first,"Romeo said politely.
"Ok Romeo," Said fiercely Juliet

They left for Romeo's dad's grand house to talk to him before they leave. They left the mother unconscious on the floor as they genuinely retained no decent respect for her.They reached Romeo's and let Lord Montague know their ambitious plan and he assured them he did not care and that he's busy so they left.

They traveled over to the next town and got too lazy to continue, so they decided to live there. Constructed an attractive shack out of a tree stump in a swamp and had a big happy family with their annoying pet donkey. They embarked on many remarkable adventures as a family and unexpectedly encountered the remarkable fairy godmother. Their innocent kids grew up not knowing their grandparents but Juliet over compensated for it by naturally getting them the most expensive Gucci toys and cool clothes. They lived happily ever after in the swamp with all their irritating friends including the gingerbread man.

After Romeo and Juliet escaped Lord and Lady Capulet decided they would eagerly take advantage of the empty nest and start traveling. They traveled all around the world on their magical barbie unicorn pegasus while eating bibble. On their remarkable journey they had came across a clever man who had spoken passionately of an enchanting place known as south america where they have wonderfully unusual birds and flying houses.They wisely decided they would travel there next and got on their magical barbie unicorn pegasus, and were off to south america. On their incredible journey to south america they got caught up in a terrible storm. Frequent lightning was flying around and shocking miniature men in the water while the fierce wind eagerly rammed and jerked them around on their magical barbie unicorn pegasus. A huge gust of terrific wind flung them flying into the abyss, and they were never heard from again.

Juliet was depressed to hear the news her parents were dead. She decided it would be undoubtedly a cool adventure for her and her family to travel to south america to find the glorious kingdom FAR FAR AWAY. They went off on their pleasant journey to find the glorious kingdom and undoubtedly had a grand time.

The end.