Jamaican parents a beat you n when u a cry dem ask if dem give u nth fi cry fah. Den den slap u again.
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Yo friend skip di line den somebody skip she den she start cuss bout how ppl a skip . Tf
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Yo parents fren dem always know ur business but dont know dem child own .
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When ppl a chat you dem meck it obvious cause one a di fren dem affi point or side eye u
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U just si ur mother fren daughter down town wid man . U go home now n the likkle duty woman a talk bout how she si u a igle . Hoe answer this question where is ur daughter now .
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Some black niggas just dont give up .
"U know seh mi like u" .
U reject the nigga .couple days later
"Mi still like u "
U rolls ur eye, couple months later
"U know seh mi love u now "
Kmft
(This fucking happened to me before as weird as it seems
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Jamaican parents always know everything n the child knows nothing , a so di parents dem gwaan some time like we dom
