Here we go with another jesse's hotdog story.... This was a actually with a guy. His bio said "I'm sexy, 19 and always horny as fuck. Girls and guys text me"
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Jesse: Yoo man
Guy: what?
Jesse: I need you to sell me something bruh
Guy: lol what?
Jesse: Your hotdog!!
Jesse: mine got bitten off
Jesse: RIP JESSE's HOTDOG. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE. AMEN.
Guy:o.O uh ok?
Jesse: it gotta be hard long and suckable tho
Guy: *takes off my boxers* come suck it
(I died)
Jesse: EWWWWWWWWWW THAT SHIT AIN'T NO FUCKING HOTDOG!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE A BABY CARROT!!!!
Jesse: AND DA FAUQ IS UP WITH UR MEATBALLS
jesse: POKKKEEEEEE
guy: fuck you motherfucker
Jesse: NUH HUH U AIN'T GONNA FUCK ME
jesse: NUH HUH NUH HUH U CAN'T FUCK ME
jesse: HOTDOG
jesse: POKKKEEEEE
*blocked him*
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May jesse's hot dog rest in peace.
