Jesse and his hotdog....AGAIN

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GUESS WAT? It's another chapter of jesse and his hotdog!!!! YAY!..-.- #JesseLovesHisHotDog <<<<< trend this shit Lmaoo.

Ok he found a lesbian account and on the bio it says "Lesbian and horny. Pm for some fun ;)" and she like had this fucking sexy naked pic....moving on.

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Jesse: YO YO YO YO!!!!!!! HEY swag..homie slash apple pie!!!

Girl: O.O hi?

Jesse: HAY GURL. WANNA FUCK?

Girl: sorry I do girls

Jesse: oh come on!!!!

Girl; I'm lesbain

Jesse: try my hotdog!!!! It's good!!!!!!! So gooood! It's long hard and totally suckable

Girl: This why I'm lesbain

Jesse: girrrlllll pah-lessss! Ok really tho check out my hot dog u will love it. GIVE MY POOR HOTDOG A CHANCE MAN COME ON

Girl: fine.

Jesse: MKAY

Girl: -takes off ur pants and ur boxers*

Jesse: *looks down* HI HOTDOG!! Hehe! Hotdog! POKE.

Girl: *takes it in my hand, pumping it slightly, taking it in mouth, sucking the tip*

Jesse: YOOOOOOOOO SWAG HOMIE GIRL MY HOT DOG AIN'T FOR EATIG. OUT. NOW NOW. COME ON. OUT. OUT.

Girl: *bites the tip hard*

Jesse: OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO! Did you just-...YOU FUCKING JUST BIT MY HOT DOG

Jesse: OH HELL NAW

jesse: NUH HUH GIRL NUH HUH

Jesse: KISS IT BETTER

jesse: KISS IT

jesse: HOTDOG! MY HOTDOG!

Jesse: POKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Girl: *bites the whole thing off*

*blocks him before he could even reply *

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Lmfaoooo this one of my favorites I was laughing so damn hard.

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