Makeup Aisle

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But imagine browsing the makeup aisle in Target and Luke the employee walks up and babbles on about the sale going on with all of their cosmetics but then adds, "But really you'd be pretty with or without it." as he smiles confidently struts away knowing he just nailed that line but a few minutes later you hear a crash and that tall boy who just hit on you is now sprawled out on the floor along with the display he ran into

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