(this was in class on Halloween... Everybody was allowed to get one piece of candy)
Wilson: *licks a lollipop*
Caleb: "Hey! I wanted that one!"
Wilson: "We can share?"
Caleb: *smiles the biggest smile I've ever seen* "Thanks, buddy. You know, I really love you."
Wilson: *proudly holds out the lollipop for Caleb, a big smile on his face*
Caleb: *licks the lollipop*
Teacher: "Ew! Do NOT share candy! That's gross! Y'all could get sick!"
Caleb: *loud enough for the entire agriculture building to hear* "IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAS AIDS!!!!!!!"
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