Quotes™ From My Friends

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(So this was at the fair oml)

Rodeo Announcer: "So hey Troy, your girlfriend said that your relationship has been a little rocky."

Rodeo Clown: "Oh, yeah?"

Announcer: "Yeah, and I asked her what song would best describe how she feels about your... 'romantic' lives."

Clown: "And what did she say?"

Announcer: "One second, I'll turn the radio to that song real quick."

Clown: "Okay."

Radio: 'It's alright to be itty bitty'

Clown: It's not that small!!