April has logged on seething mad and really embarrassed
Leo: what's wrong?
April: I don't know who, but somebody told Drew who I used to date, and it is now all over camp!
Katie: you dated Connor? huh, whodda thunk it?
Aphrodite: I ship it!
April: MOM
Piper: MOM
Aphrodite: what?
April: I am already dating Leo! we need to figure out who told that I dated Connor and Nico.
????: secrets are meant to be told
April: you're Connor aren't you.
????: noooooooo.
April: now, you only have two days to live instead of five!
Connor: sorry April!
Leo: sorry? you tell my girlfriend's secrets and all you have to say is sorry?
Percy: yeah, bad move
Jason: what Percy said!
April: can I please just humiliate him now?
Leo: sure!
Piper: sure, we're ready for ya!
Aphrodite: guys, you're ruining my ship!
Leo, Jason, and Percy: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIP!
Aphrodite: oh really?
April: yes, nobody cares!
Connor: I still like you April wait forget that, I was hacked.
April: uhh, excuse me?
Aphrodite: who all has crushes on April?
Connor: me!
Leo: me! we're dating!
10 other boys like this statement
April: ummm wow, I didn't know I was this popular with boys.
Leo: girl, you are hot, duh you are popular with boys!
Connor: repair boy has a point
Aphrodite: are you guys sure you don't care about my ship? cause I can make April dump Leo for Connor, then you guys will care! But I will settle for something else for now!
30 min. Later!
Leo: I think April's lost it.
AnnAbeth: why do you say that?
April the skittle: SKITTLES ARE AMAZING!!! ( throws skittles at Percy) TASTE THE FRIGGIN RAINBOW!!! CAUSE I'M A SOUR PATCH KID!
Percy: what's happening?
Leo: I think April's lost her marbles.
April the skittle: OK, WHO STOLE MY MARBLES, THEY AREN'T UNDER MY BED WHERE THEY NORMALLY ARE!!! LETS LIGHT STUFF ON FIRE!!!!!!! BLOWTORCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: * twitch*
Piper: mother, what did you do?
Aphrodite: I did nothing!
April the skittle: ( lights Hermes cabin with blowtorch) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE FIYA!!!! THIS GIRL IS ON FIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leo: hey! that's my line!
Piper: mother, fix April before camp goes up in flames.
Aphrodite: why?
Leo: she welded the door to our cabin shut.
Connor: she lit our cabin on fire!
Percy: I WILL HELP! ( puts out fires and confiscates blowtorch)
April the skittle: FIRE!!!!!!!!! ( throws flaming skittles at Percy) TASTE THE FRIGGIN FIRE RAINBOW!!!!
Everyone: FIX HER NOW
Aphrodite: fine! ( le zap)
April: what the hades just happened?
Leo: you temporarily lost your marbles.
April: WHAT? DID YOU FIND THEM?
Leo: huh?
April: I have a marble collection I keep under my bed. ( looks under bed for marbles) they aren't there! WHO STOLL MY MARBLES????
Leo: I'd help look, but you welded our cabin door shut!
April: ( le gasp) I'll fix it! ( snaps fingers)
Leo: thanks!
Percy: now, who took April's marbles?
Connor: for once it wasn't Travis or me!
Percy: it wasn't me!
Piper: wasn't me!
Leo: wasn't me!
AnnAbeth: was me!
Frank: not me!
Hazel: I didn't take them
Rachel: I don't do marbles
Percy: wait a sec, look at Annabeth's post!
April: ANNABETH. GIVE ME BACK MY MARBLES. ( revs chainsaw)
AnnAbeth: ( gives back marbles)
April: thank you. wait, thats only half!
AnnAbeth: that's all I had!
Abbi: I HAVE THEM!!!!! HEHEHEHEHE!
April: ugh, you again! ( bangs over head with shovel and takes marbles)
Abbi:( disappears)
Aphrodite_Warrior: sorry about that! she wasn't supposed to be there!
April: who are you?
Aphrodite_Warrior: nobody
April: seriously who are you?
Aphrodite_Warrior: you from another dimension!
April: what?
Aphrodite_Warrior has logged off
Leo: that was odd.
Jason: you can say that again!
All log off
