Calum:
Your boss had been irritating you so much the past few and you finally couldn't take it anymore.
"You know what asshole? I don't need this!! My man has 2 jobs!"
Ashton:
Ashton's selfie game is strong, so is yours therefore you must share this with everyone on Instagram and twitter. Your selfies looked like this most of the time: 😗😜, 😄😀,😁💁,🙉🙊, and finally,😯😋 (so I know for some of you these won't show up as emojis just little rectangles. It's just a bunch of faces instead of me describing them.)
Luke:
Luke had taken an interest in accents and wanted you to join him. "Lu'Shawn!(his ratchet name)" you shreech.
"Whaddup bae?" He mumbled.
"I know you ain't talking to that girl My'Chel (Michael in rachet female form)
"Nah bae you know I luv you!"
"Aw ok! I luv you too lu'shawn -insert duck lips here-"
Michael
You were playing GTA and started acting like the people on there. ( A/n I don't play this game so forgive me incorrect facts)
"Damn gurl yo ass lookin good in dem jeans!"
"Boy bye! I know it do"
A/n: This was horrible and I got the idea from watching re-runs of everybody hates chris so if you use to watch that you know how rochelle acts.
