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FIFTY EIGHT

jacob
i had to see that shit all
over instagram

harrison
wait
now that i think about it
you bitches didn't tell
me either

zendaya
or me

laura
same

kat
in our defense
we didn't tell anyone

tommy
except for katherine,
alex, kris and karmen

kat
tom!!

tommy
what?
i needed their help!

harrison
and you didn't need mine?
i'm your best friend!

tommy
you're part of the reason
me and kat didn't work
the first time around

harrison
no comment

tommy
besides it wasn't so much
as help as their approval

tommy
wait no i needed katherine's
help to get the other girls'
approval

kat
you should really just stop
talking

tommy
sorry

zendaya
aw i met them all yesterday
they all seem really nice
do they like you yet?

tommy
after introducing them to
their favorites, yeah

zendaya
wait
i'm alex's favorite?

kat
are you kidding?
alex adores you

kat
you're the tom holland to
her kat perez 😇

tommy
damn she really loves you
then

kat
fuck off tom
z you love her more than
she loves you

tommy
true

laura
wait
did you guys basically
just say you love each
other?

kat
what?
no!

tommy
yeah there's no way our
first time saying i love
you is through text

harrison
or before you two even
make a month in dating!!

jacob
how can you not be
used to how fast they
move in their relationship?

laura
are you sure you're not
a kardashian, kat?

kat
we do not move fast!!

kat
and i am not a fucking
kardashian!!!

jacob
you say that like it's
a bad thing

kat
i just don't want to be
compared to anyone
i'm my own person

zendaya
but you're like selena
quintanilla???

kat
GASP
never disgrace a queen
like that!!

zendaya
i will cut you katalina

kat
rude

zendaya
tom
smack her for me would
you?

laura
z!!

zendaya
what?
if i weren't home i'd
go over and do it myself