Vittu. My home is so fucking cold and I already had a problem with my hands shaking.... there are going to be a lot of misspellings. Trust me people. Noteworthily, I suck at English. (Not really noteworthy, y'all know that fact.)
~Eko.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'"How fucking dare you endorse this?" Kyle asks, completely into act.
"I'm just saying, it's pretty okay to do this.... I mean, clearly, any other religion is out of place like they said," I act, shrugging slightly.
"How fucking dare you? We trusted you!" Bebe screeches.
"Kyle, Bebe, stop cursing!"
"He is fucking standing with these rules!" Kyle says.'
I smile as the others talk together, talking about what rules should come next.
"Wouldn't it be better to take over some bigger place?" I ask.
They all look at each other.
"We are not taking over anything! We're turning them to the right way of life!"
I nod slowly.
"How about turning people outside of this small mountain town?" I ask.
"I don't know, seems like something we wouldn't want to do. This would make a good safe place."
I nod, continuing my silence to keep myself in the group.
"Thinking about it... shouldn't we start pairing them by now?"
I feel the pressure immediately.
"Pair?" I ask.
"Of course! Who marries who and that all!"
I nod.
"You know them better. Who keeps who quiet?"
I sigh.
"Wendy and Stan," I say.
"Alright. Seems like a good pair, good genes."
Oh fuck, I will actually need to put gays with Lesbians I guess.
"Craig and Lola could hit it off," I say.
They nod along. Okay, people that get along!
I list a few people that I'm not as close with so they come on auto-pilot.
"Clyde and Bebe wouldn't be completely out of possibilities," I say.
They nod.
"Nichole with Kyle would work out. And Jenny with Token," I say.
They get along... I hope... I don't know.
"Tweek and Leopold?"
Oh fuck.
"I'm..... Leo with Red might actually work," I say.
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Don't mind me (South Park)
FanfictionI'm BACK, beautiful people! Been too long! I was supposed to do this ages ago! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When new rules pass about the 'danger' of some arguably very stupidly chosen things, the most distraught people in South Park start a reb...