WHO THE FUCK SHOT ME!

Where am i?

(Any and all pictures that I didn't draw aren't mine that the same with the music, videos, games, movies, TV, ect I don't own any of the fallouts I also don't own fallout new Vegas the creators of 3, 4 and new Vegas)

I wake slowly, don't know my location and what my name is

???:ah and he wakes let's sit you up mister

I groan as I get pulled into a sit

A sudden pain overwhelmed my skull

Y/n:Gah ah gh

???:wow careful there buddy don't want you to suffer permanent damages do you

Y/n:*groan*I-I felt the embrace of death I was shot in the head

???:now mister, just because you were shot in the direct center of your skull does not mean that you die every time

After a few minutes I get up with docs help and walk over to the weird machine

???:now what's your name

It takes me a few minutes to remember

Y/n:it's Y/n..yours

???:doc Mitchell thanks for asking, now if you would put your hand on the joystick and select

I selected my...special and then when to the he couch and did some weird one word and ink blot shit I then grabbed my pistol and headed out to find who fuckin' shot me

Once I get outside my eyes burn and my lungs feel like they have dirt in them, doc Mitchell said to talk to Victor apparently he's the one who saved me he said he's out and left to the "ER" so I walk out and left to Victor's place

Victor:howdy partner

Y/n:y-yo

Victor:how are ya feelin'

Y/n:lungs burn,head hurts and my joints are stiff

Victor:it'll get better soon partner

Y/n:well uh thanks for saving me I'm gonna go now

Victor:see ya partner

I go into the saloon looking "work"

Bartender:are you a stripper?

Y/n:w-why the fuck would you instantly go to that, no maybe on Saturdays

Bartender:oh your the guy doc Michell patched up

Y/n:yes

Bartender:there's a female that's been waiting -

Y/n's pip-boy:heavy breathing increased, thirsty levels rising

Y/n smacks the pip-boy

Y/n:Shut up you little shit

Bartender:she's over there on the left

Y/n:ok thanks

Y/n walks to the place where the bartender pointed

???:hey you must be Y/n I'm Ash

Y/n's pip-boy:thirsty levels at 300% throb-

Y/n turns the pip-boy off

Y/n:thing's kinda glitchy

Y/n punch's the pip-boy

Ash:I don't really care I'm here to teach you how to shoot and to help you a bit

Y/n:okay give me a gun and let me shoot things

Ash:ok go out back then you can shoot

That's what she said