Unnoticed (Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan Fanfic) discontinued

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ah yes, physical activity. you know being fit? yeah i'm in that right now. across the fence from saiki. we're doing yoga and they're doing dodgeball. while i do my cobra, i hear saiki say,

"i don't know how i'll play, i can't control my strength."

"maybe i could help."

"YN?"

"no god, duh it's me dumbfuck. now throw the ball in the bucket i'll help you control it"

"but last night-"

"dude can you shut up? i'm trynna help you and you're complaining."

the pink haired boy gives a side ways glance with a small smirk.

"is saiki smiling at that heathen?! why isn't he looking at me?! i'm the perfect pretty girl not her!" a dreaded voice rings in mine and saiki's ears. the boy pays no mind but-

"shut the fuck up you bubble gum dumb dumb bitch ass hoe."

"oh my god what did she say?"

"did you hear her?"

"who is she?"

"are you fucking kidding me?"

"i guess you need my help huh?"

"hush boy i got this."

i close my eyes and snap my fingers. i open one eye and scan the room all pulling memories of what i said and replacing them with well,

"okay so what's next is downward dog but be careful, you don't wanna stretch too much alright?" i say as i look at the girls in front of me.

"how did you-?"

"i believe the term is magic but enough about that that ball is hurling right at you, get hit by it then you'll be out."

i look over and give him a wink and a smile.

"SAIKI! AVENGE ME!"

hairo, you motherfucker.