Flowers and Alcohol (TordTom Hanahaki Disease AU) {Haitus}

Chapter 1

    Warnings boi: Uncensored swearing

                                  Tom's POV:

     I was flipping through the channels on my TV, trying to find anything to distract me from the dull pains of my healing wounds. It's been a few days since then, and I haven't left my apartment since then. After all, I learned my lesson.

     Suddenly(PINEAPPLES), I got a call. Edd's caller ID showed up as I answered.

     "Herro?" 

     "TOM, I NEED YOU TO COME OVER!!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!" Edd screamed into the phone. I winced, holding the phone slightly away from my ear.

     "Calm down, Edd! What happened? Did Matt break his mirror again?" I joked, obviously not taking him seriously. Who would, when you can't even look at him without thinking he's gonna crack a joke?

     "Listen, it'll be easier explained when you get here. Just.. hurry over." He stated before he hung up. Wow, rude. I sighed, before getting up and walking out.

     I knocked, and the door flew open. Edd looked.. nervous? My suspicions raised as he blocked the way in, not allowing me to step inside. Something's up. And I was gonna find out what.

     Before I could even ask anything, Edd spoke up. "Tom! L-listen.." he trailed off, looking behind him. Why is he stuttering? "Listen, Tom, someone's here, and you've got to promise you won't kill him." He spoke up sternly, that look of fear and protectiveness gracing his features.

     I was suspicious, that's for damned sure. I knew that the reason why he's making me promise this is because something wasn't going to end out well. Especially if I'm around. If something is a threat, Edd knows I'll just try to murder it with something(preferably my harpoon). But, nonetheless if the overwhelming sense of foreboding, I nodded. Probably the worst decision I ever made.

     I walked into Edd's apartment, pushing past Edd. My eyes widened as I saw the person staring back at me from the couch. The figure had caramel brown hair, sticking up to form two horns. He was tan, with what seemed like burn marks stretching down half of his face. An eyepatch covered one of his eyes, while the other glares at him with a piercing silver gaze. His signature red hoodie seemed a bit worn, but showed no signs of tears, like there should've been.(ya kno, with the explosion and all that) It was the man I hate most.

(THE PIZZA GUY, DUN DUN DUNNNN)

     Tord Audet.

     Tom immediately regretted the promise he made to Edd. He turned to the male in green. "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE EDD?!" I shouted, gesturing to him.

     Edd smiled nervously, a bit of relief as well as fear in his eyes. "H-He came back, Tom! He said sor-"

     I cut him off. "SORRY doesn't apologize for almost killing us Edd! SORRY doesn't apologize for nearly killing me, killing an innocent bystander, and destroying our house! He tried to take over the world, for crying out loud! And you think SORRY just covers that all up?!" I shouted. Edd looked down, his eyes becoming glossy as he tried to think of something to say. I scoffed and made my way to the door, before turning back to Tord.

      He looked back at me, opening his mouth to say something. But I cut him off.

     "You try anything this time, I'll make sure I finish the job I failed to do 3 years ago." 

     And with that, I was out.