[COMPLETED]
In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy.
top!taehyung
bottom!jungkook
*Texting format with writing in some chapters!*
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Jimin: Keep laughing BITCH. It's true! 🙃
Jungkook: STFU AND LISTEN TO ME!!!
Jungkook: Anyways... so you know that drag race post I tweeted?? Well this REALLY hot guy favorited it and asked for me to follow him. Next thing I know he's DMing me. But the gag is that he thought I meant real drag racing with cars, not the show. 😩
Jimin: I'M FUCKING SCREAMING sksjskskks
Jin: 💀💀💀 Does he know you're a full fledged HOMO?? Tell him you love cock if he doesn't get the memo already. 🤧
Jungkook: Well... here's the thing I thought he was straight but he told me he's actually bi!! AND he said I'm cute. 😭😍
Jimin: GETTHATDICKSIS 🗣
Jin: WIG.Sendusapicofyournewboytoysowecanjudge!!
Jungkook: Okie dokie 😇
Jungkook:
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Jimin: DADDY ALERT! HE COULD FUCK ME RAW AND THEN LEAVE ME LIKE A CHEAP WHORE. 😍🙌
Jin:
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Jin: He's fucking HOT. Maybe too hot... WHAT IF HE'S A CATFISH?? Omfg Jimin contact Nev and Max stat! We going ✈️ reality tv stars.
Jungkook: As if! His profile looks pretty legit. Let me HAVE this ok!! He's probably a fuckboy anyway. Can't wait to get my emotions toyed with. 😭🙌
Jin: Yeah what Jiminsaid.Ohandifthingsdon'tworkoutgivehimmy@hehe 🤠
Untitled Direct Message
Jungkook: Sorryforthewait!I'mbaaack! 😚
Tae: Finally.Wasgettingboredwithoutyou. 😜
Jungkook: Aww miss me? ☺️
Tae: Maybealittle. 👀
Jungkook: Justtomakesure...youknowI'mgayright?
Tae: Kind of figured after you told me you watch a tv show about drag queens. I don't mind. I told you already I'm bi lol. 😝
Jungkook: Wig
Tae: Huh?
Jungkook: You don't know what wig means? sksjkssksks you're a twitter local I see. 🤧
Tae: Not sure what that means either lol
Jungkook: So what now...?
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Tae: Wanna play 20 questions? 😏
⠀⠀Jungkook rolled his eyes at this. It was obvious this guy was a total fuckboy, he could already tell. But he was, like, super fucking hot and Jungkook decided to play along. Who cared if he was setting himself up to get played, right?
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Happy Halloween! 👻🎃 Hope you all eat a bunch of candy and shit yourselves watching scary movies! 🧡