Fun Times

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In the house, everybody is asleep. Em walks in and plays her phone alarm. Everybody wakes up.
Em: I have school today. You guys know the rules. No fighting, no smoking, no destroying stuff, and NO USING THE STOVE, MICROWAVE, OVER, OR TOASTER!
SQUIP: You don't trust us with a microwave?
Em: No. I do not. Still love you guys.
Em leaves.
Rich: I'm going back to sleep.
Everybody: *agrees*
A few hours later
Jeremy: Well, no more sleep for me then.
Everybody else wakes up.
Michael: I'll make breakfast! (Have I mentioned how adorable Michael is?)
Jeremy: Micah, I love you, but that's a bad idea.
Michael: I was going to make cereal!
Jeremy: Oh.
After they eat, they get bored.
Christine: Karaoke time!
Jeremy and Michael go first. They sing "For Good" from Wicked. Everybody is crying at the end. Christine sings "Think Of Me", Rich and Jake sing a weird parody of "Burn" that has everybody in hysterics, and the SQUIP sings something. And then...
Christine: What now?
Jenna: Crafts?
Michael: Sure! I'll make something for Jeremy!
Jeremy: *blushes and laughs* 
They make stuff for about an hour. There's a mess on the floor when they stop, but they (at least) clean it up. They end up watching movies. Jake forgets about the no microwave rule, and makes popcorn. Thankfully, nothing caught on fire, but the popcorn was burnt and made a mess of the bowl. Suddenly, Brooke has an idea.
Brooke: Let's play Truth of Dare!
Michael: Okie! Jeremy, truth or dare?
Jeremy: Dare.
Michael: *smiles* I dare you to eat an entire box of cookies.
Jeremy: No problem. *eats cookies*
Jeremy: Christine, truth or dare?
Christine: Truth
Jeremy: What was the worst show you've ever done and why?
Christine: I have been wanting to say this for a long time. The summer before 7th grade, I did a theater camp. It was fun at first, but then, we did the play. The director was awful, and he made us do a play written by his little paliópaido (that's brat in Greek according to Google Translate) that made Twilight look like Shakespeare in comparison. He cast his son's friends as the leads, and would spend more time boasting about himself or his son than actually rehearsing. The show was a disaster. Jenna, truth or dare?
Jenna: Dare.
Christine: Sing something.
Jenna: Fine.
She sings
Jenna: Michael, truth or dare?
Michael: Dare
Jenna: Hug the SQUIP.
Michael: Ok.*awkwardly hugs SQUIP*
SQUIP: What the hell?
Michael: *stops* SQUIP, truth or dare?
SQUIP: *sigh* Truth.
Michael: What's the worst form a SQUIP has been forced to take?
SQUIP: Probably it's own master. That's stupid.
Michael: Never thought I'd say this, but I agree.
SQUIP: Rich, truth or dare?
Rich: *smiles* Dare!
SQUIP: Drink an entire pot of coffee.
Rich: Sure!
Rich drinks the coffee. He becomes a bouncy bi.
Rich: I like turtles!
Jake: ..........Wut.
Just then, Em arrives.
Em: Em makes an entrance!
Rich: I'm Batman!
Em: *laughs* What did I miss?

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