gold plated ➳ alex turner x reader

the deal

alex t: good morning, darling

(y/u): what did i say about calling me that?

alex t: don't use that tone with me sweetie

(y/u): we're texting...how can i have a tone... you can't hear me!

alex t: you know what i mean

alex t: so i've been thinking... i've been awfully nice to you lately. and you need to show me some respect

alex t: so here's the deal: you send me pics and i'll send you money. if you don't hold up your end of the bargain, i'm cutting you off

(y/u): so you're forcing me to send you nudes??

alex t: i'm not forcing you to do anything, hun. you either uphold your part of the deal or you can go ahead and find a new sugar daddy. you did sign up for this website after all

you sighed. alex wasn't wrong. and you really, really needed the money.

(y/u): fine, but you have to send the money first

alex t: how do i know you won't just take the money and send me nothing?

(y/u): how do i know you won't just save my nudes and send me nothing?

alex t: look babydoll, i'm not just looking for nudes and sex. i want someone to spoil and buy things for and to take care of. i'm not just a fuckboi

(y/u): yeah, i doubt it. but i'll take your word for it

{ (y/u) } sent an image

you felt terrible. you couldn't believe you'd just done that. but still... you were young. you were in college. maybe it was time to live a bit...

alex t: there you go. that's a cute ass you've got

(y/u): you're so weird

alex t: i'm not weird! i just know beauty when i see it!

(y/u): 'beauty'. you mean sex?

alex t: so you're saying there's a chance of us doing it?

(y/u): no i did not say that. you're putting words into my mouth! or phone. whatever. besides, you live all the way in england or something

alex t: and did i not tell you that i was rich? i could literally take a private jet and get there by tomorrow

(y/u): if you're so rich then why are you in college?

alex t: i told you i'm not just a fuckboi. i have to get my education

(y/u): right. you're probably just looking for all the people you can fuck and parties you can go to

alex t: i was. until i met you. i'm loyal, darling

{alex t has taken a screenshot}

(y/u): what did you just screenshot?

alex t: that ass pic you sent

(y/u): gross. why?

alex t: unimportant

alex t: ugh you're so hot

(y/u): well anyways i have an exam tomorrow so i'll text you later. also my address is (your address) for whenever you wanna send that money

alex t: of course. text you later darling

a/n- alex seems like a dick rn but i've got things planned dw :)