I swear if this has never happened to you... i don't know what to say.
When the bill comes and everyone sCreaMs and yElls and fiGhTs and sHoVes and ShoUts and sNatchEs in the middle of the restaurant for the right to pay. It's more of a sport than tchoukball will ever be. It's a warzone.
PARENT; 'you are my guests so i must pay the bill!'
GUEST; 'nonono!! I can't ask u to do that!! I will pay!!!'
PARENT; 'how can i let guests pay//??/??/ let me!!!11'
GUEST2; 'wow you guys are so generous!!!! let me payyyy!!!!!'
GUEST; 'NONONO, I insist!!!'
PARENT; 'no, I insist..'
GUEST2; 'please!! let me pay!!!'
and repeat.
Speaking of restaurants, they also always order hot water, paying no attention to the volcanic explosion of heat outside.
YOU; 'hey waiter'
WAITER: 'what can i do 4 u'
YOU; 'can i have some cold wat-'
PARENT; 'NO HOT WATER'
PARENT; 'LOTS OF HOT WATER'
PARENT; 'AND BRING US SOME LEAF JUICE WHILE UR AT IT'
(tea btw)
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