"Did you eat yet? You should eat more."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't come back home."
"Your sister got an A- on math test? Congratulations, you're the only child now."
*Reads daughter's transcript* *Disowns her for getting an F in gender*
"You forget to study? I forget to feed you." (but of course they still overfeed you like even if you are halfway across the world)
*Age 1-20* "You get pregnant, you ded." *21-∞* "Where my grandkids at."
"Don't be silly, I don't need you to be a doctor or a lawyer when you grow up. I EXPECT YOU BE BOTH NOW!"
"Calculator? Way too slow for me."
"Dad, I want to be an Actor." "Son, it's pronounced Doctor."
"Sing alphabet like this- A, A, A, A, A..."
"We move to Canada. They say A."
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Being Asian 101
RandomSoooo... most of my friends and I are asian and we decided to write this book. We are not trying to be stereotypical/rascist or anything so if you feel offended please know that this is all a joke. These are just some of the common things that happe...
