Broken? In despair? All alone with no one to care for you? Can't move from your ex? Trying to understand the meaning of "existence" after you suffered from a breakup? Well, let your knucklehead sports-buffs, turned Love Experts Tony Kornheiser, and...
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MIKE WILBON: Pardon The Interruption, but I'm Mike Wilbon. We have a lot of broken hearts out there, Tony! Feeling affected by this?
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TONY KORNHEISER: I'm Tony Kornheiser. No idea. No. I really don't know what you're talking about, fella.
MW: Oh, dude, come on! I know you feel something! Tell it!
TK: All right, all right, I got it. I am heart-broken. I feel that way now. ARE YOU HAPPY?!
MW: Uh...no?
TK: Then why we all feel like dopes trying to pursue the wrong types of people we see everyday?!
MW: I don't know Tony. You suffered that before.
TK: I should have. Welcome to the first-ever heart-breaking edition of PTI, boys & girls. On today's episode, we'll be tackling a lot of heart-shaking news to make you feel depressed in the winter, or melted down like a Popsicle in the summer.
MW: Yeah.
TK: But we begin to day with a man from the southern part of the United States, who got dumped by the girl he loved and cherished during a football game. He & the girl were good friends at least...
MW: Good friends, or close?
TK: No idea. The man said that he wanted her to be his girlfriend, but upon saying it, and I quote: "WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?", unquote...
MW: Uh-huh...
TK: She slapped him, and left the stadium, where an Arkansas State game against Notre Dame is being held. What is your initial reaction on this, Wilbon?
MW: Ton, to be fair, the girl was right; But she shouldn't slap the hell out of his face, 'coz it will leave a psychological trauma on that poor guy. I don't know , I guess the guy has good intentions, but she could reject him in a nice way.
