Spiderman/Avengers Oneshots

Field Trip Oneshot

Peter should have known that his Parker luck was going to catch up with him sooner or later. He had woken up that morning with a smile on his face and Flash hadn't said anything to him all day. Everything was fine until academic decathlon practice. He had answered all of his questions right and everyone was packing up their things to leave.

"We have a field trip tomorrow. I'm sending these permissions slips home with you. Make sure they get signed or you can't go with us tomorrow," said Mr. Harrington. People were looking at the sheets they were being handed and they all started to smile and talk to one another. Of course, Peter was the last one to be handed a form. His smile dropped when he saw the paper.

The field trip was to Avengers tower. He didn't want to tour his own home. If he went he knew his family would embarrass him. Maybe he just shouldn't go. He grabbed his bag and walked out. After a couple minutes, he was walking out of the front door. He looked around for a second before spotting the familiar face of Happy. He quickly jogged over to the car and hurriedly jumped in. He was about to say hello to Happy when the man slid the window up between the front and back seat. Peter sighed before pulling out his phone and starting to play Flappy Bird. He was completely quiet until every once in a while he would mumble as he lost.

Soon they had pulled into the parking garage. Peter jumped out and ran up to the lab only stopping once to say hello to the women at the front desk in the lobby. The door slid open to reveal the familiar face of Tony Stark. He smiled at the kid as he sat down across from him.

"Hey, Dad. The decathlon team is having a field trip here tomorrow. Do you mind if I just stay home?" The man thought it over for a minute before responding.

"I don't care as long as you don't tell Pepper. You know she hates when you miss school. Even the field trips. By the way, do you want to be on my team for Prank Wars? So far I've got Natasha, Clint, Scott, and Wanda."

"Sure as long as you let me prank Steve."

"Deal." They shook hands and Peter left to go to his room as his dad started experimenting again. Peter went to his room and flopped on his bed and fell asleep within seconds.

"Peter wake up. It's time for dinner." A voice said in his ear as he was being shaken back and forth. He slowly opened his eyes. He saw Natasha standing in front of him.

He slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes. When he looked up she had already left. He dragged himself out of the bed and down the hall into the kitchen. Everyone else was already there. As walked towards the table his dad gestured for him to take a seat next to him. Peter sat down and smiled when he saw they were having Chinese takeout. They rarely ever ate anything but takeout, but Peter was getting tired of Hawaiian pizza. He dug into his sesame chicken and fried rice.

"So Peter since you'll be home tomorrow you should come train with us," said Steve. Peter nodded not being able to say anything with food in his mouth. Peter soon got up from his spot at the table as the Avengers started betting on who would win the prank war.

~Time skip to the next morning~

"Peter, Steve requests for you to be at the gym in ten minutes for training." Peter was startled awake when he heard Friday's voice coming from the ceiling.

He hurriedly changed into a pair of basketball shorts and ran out of the room and down to the gym. When he got there everyone else had already arrived. He quickly went and stood by his dad.

"Ok everyone you'll be in your normal groups. Peter, you will be joining Clint and Sam's group to work on your sparring, dodging, and spider sense." Peter nodded and walked over to Clint and Sam. They started immediately Peter ran and dodged Clint's arrows and had to make sure Sam didn't fly over and tackle him. Soon he had sweat running down his face. Then out of nowhere, a loud sound filled the air.

"Penis Parker?!" He quickly turned to see Flash and the rest of the academic decathlon team standing there. He turned to look at his dad with wide, questioning eyes. Tony just shrugged.

"The Stark Internship?" Peter helplessly tried to come up with a good excuse. All the girls were gaping at him and it took him a moment to remember that he was shirtless. He blushed. Then his face suddenly became very serious.

"I'm Batman," he said in a serious voice.