Irrational Love (mxm)

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   Raziel
      I heard a delighted squeak before something pounced on Lucifer and I in the bed.
    My eyes opened slowly, as my eyes met a kittens.
   "Lucien?" I croaked, reaching up to pet him. He changed and batted by hand away. "Don't touch me, hoe. Daddy, wake up!" He patted Lucifer's face until he groaned.
    "Whaddya want?" "I'm engaged!" He flashed his hand, showing off his ring. "Engaged, huh? That's nic-- engaged?" He sat up, flipping Lucien off.
     "Yes! Abbadon asked me!" Lucifer chuckled. "And what did you do after that?" "I rocked him, hard."
    "We'll celebrate it later, but right now, daddy and momma has to shower." Lucien looked up at me.       "Mommy?" I looked at Lucifer, who nodded. "Yes, I'm mommy."
    Next thing I knew I had my arms full of a nude teenager, who was nuzzling his face on my chest; purring. "Aww, sweet boy." He transformed back into a reddish kitten. Lucifer took him from my chest. "Run off to your man." The kitten raced down the hall, out of sight.
        Lucifer lifted me. "Bath time." He placed me into the giant bath, before he followed suit. "How does it feel, old man? Your son is getting married." He ran a hand through his hair. "I know. They grow up so fast."
    I shampooed his hair, and hummed. "That's cliche. Some people just don't realize how fast people grow." He leaned his head towards me. "I have to set up so much for this wedding, he deserves the world, after all."
     I rinsed his hair. "He's a cute kid, too bad he's so mean." "He has every right to be, how would you feel if your father, who paid attention to nothing but you, suddenly brought someone else to dote on? I'd stab the new one."
    "Of course you would. You're Satan, after all."