I Need Your Euphoria⇿ NamBTS

- Disastrous -

;)

HOPEing2Yeet
pfft hypokrit

U used an emoji too dumbass

_JoonTheGoon_
I'm using it in an ironic way to antagonize you

And also

*hypocrite

HOPEing2Yeet
jesus u are a dweeb huh

Just my luck the cute guys here are total nerds

I liked ur dimples

Loud sigh

_JoonTheGoon_
How'd you know what I look like anyway?

It's not like I posted a selfie here or anything..

And this is supposed to be a random chat thing?

HOPEing2Yeet
Uhhhh

Idk

I just do?

_JoonTheGoon_
Hmm very convincing

HOPEing2Yeet
True tho i dont know how it works

_JoonTheGoon_
right...

If you're not telling i'm just gonna assume you are a pervert/stalker/hacker

and block you for good okay ;)

HOPEing2Yeet
Fuck

okAY WAIT

WE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER

6 YEARS AGO

SKKAJSJS

_JoonTheGoon_
High school? So we're friends?

HOPEing2Yeet
Not exactly

We werent actually knowing each other

But i knew u

_JoonTheGoon_
And?

HOPEing2Yeet
and what asshole

_JoonTheGoon_
*narrows eyes questioningly*

HOPEing2Yeet
fuck u

i migahta sorsta hadva crush inr yoh

_JoonTheGoon_
Come again?

HOPEing2Yeet
u dipshit i know u get what i typed

u were the schools top genius

Scored internationals for exams

U had tons of trophies from awards

n now ur telling me u cant decioher a simple text ???

_JoonTheGoon_
okay okay im sorry

Chill man

HOPEing2Yeet
I am : chill

but ur not making this easier for me kim namjoon

_JoonTheGoon_
Holy shit

You even remember my full name?

HOPEing2Yeet
Duh

Why else would i be here

I remember everyhting about u

U used to wear braces bcs ur front teeth were a bit loopy

for lunch u would sit by the apple tree on the courtyard alone but sometimes this other dude hangs around u too

_JoonTheGoon_
Yoongi?

HOPEing2Yeet
Yeah him whatever

Oh and i remember u always wear that grey shirt with a yellow bear on it

I think it was cute

although honestly i just missed seeing ur face

So

_JoonTheGoon_
And that somehow lead you to stalk me online?

HOPEing2Yeet
meh

_JoonTheGoon_
That's

Cute i guess

Also the fact that you knew all that is kind of sweet

HOPEing2Yeet
Oh baby im not sweet

Im dangerous >;)

_JoonTheGoon_
Damn your timing is shitty as balls

Way to ruin the mood

HOPEing2Yeet
Babe i dont have to ruin anyhting

I

Am

the mood

Wink wonk ;)

_JoonTheGoon_
God this is getting worse

Fin.

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Heyyo everyone! It's been a while i guess. I feel bad for not updating in some time so i whipped up some shitty crack text fic to hopefully make up for it -- but i guess not.

Sorry guys i really did try tho :')

Since i'm on currently on break i will probably update more :D

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_JoonTheGoon_
Anyway

What's your name?

HOPEing2Yeet
Jung

Jung Hoseok

But my friends call me RedBull

Cuz i'll keep u up all night sugar

;)

seen

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Oops