This Guy Tho

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Y/N's POV

Well uh the teacher is gone, maybe this is my chance to have a peaceful life, where i can think freely and think about puppies and-

"hey you're new here, right?" a blonde hair guy with glasses which is i saw him STARING MY SOUL AND-

"yeah, why you ask?" hurry up and get your ass out of my-

"i was thinking of giving you a tour around the school since the teacher give us some time" he reason

"uh ok" well at least i can know now where to escape when there's an apocalypse or someone breaking down this school

me and this guy walk outside the classroom and start touring me around the cafeteria, is it just me or this is another anime cliche about 'wanna tour you around the school' and then some bitches saying why am i hanging out with this guy and-

"oh btw my name is kuudere" he said while reading his book or... map? idk

wait kuudere? i kinda heard that somewhere before, but i can't put a finger on it

"ahem" kuudere stop and look at me like he was expecting something, did i do something wrong maybe

"oh right i'm y/n nice to meet you kuudere" i said while he stares at me like he was expecting something more. maybe drama?

"hey!" some bitch came to us and hold kuudere's arm near her boobs, goddamn those boobs tho

"who are you and what are you skipping class and hanging out with kuudere!?" she shout as her boobs bounce. wtf?

"uh" 

"we're not skipping tits-chan" (i fucking regret this, giving names like this XD)

"i'm just showing her around the school" kuudere reason her

"then why?" she ask, why you have to fucking ask?! cuz cliche!

"cuz why not?" woah this dude is pretty laid-back here

"that's not an answer" tits-chan shout

"it is an answer so please let go of me or else i'll pop that balloon of yours and-"

"ok ok i'll leave.." tits-chan leave

pop a balloon of her? what is that even- oh

"sorry about that y/n-chan tits-chan is just so clingy when he sees a hot man hanging out with a another girl even tho there's no relationship between her and the other guys here" he said, with a um... chill expression? god even saying a hot guy or a hot man? what kind of power is he using?!?!

"uh its ok at least you reason her that you're just touring me around the school" 

"yeah"

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*

"oh it recess, people are coming here now" 

"yea" so uh can i leave and eat some melon buns alone or somewhere and-

"wanna have lunch with me with my friends?" he ask HE FUCKING ASK. MY DAY IS RUINED wait pffft who am i kidding? my day always be ruined as always

"uh sure i won't mind" the he lazily sit a near table which is uh, wtf?

this guy tho

-a minute ago before the drama starts-

Kuudere's POV

well she's kinda laid-back like me, but the expressions that she's giving before inside the classroom, she's kinda look like she's gonna blow up this school, god good thing someone understands me

i try to talk to her but all this bitches just like they're are in my way! now she thinks like i'm one of those popular group, which i'm not, which makes her looking of bunch of sirens screaming and fangirling, and then i look at her, not gonna lie she looks cute, and then she cover herself with a book which is i can still see her forehead

ugh now's my chance to leave, i regret that, i just wanna talk to her

ok all you have to do is be cool around her 

-time skip-

the teacher is giving us a time for the first time wow! saying that they have a faculty meeting so maybe this is my chance to 'befriend' with her

as i enter her classroom, she looks relief, now's my chance

"hey you're new here, right?" i ask and she look at me likes she's progressing her thoughts

"i was thinking of giving you a tour around the school since the teacher give us some time" i reason her

"uh ok" she gets up and we leave the classroom

while we we're walking, i show her around every inch and side of this school, that reminds me why do i feel like there's something missing? is it tsundere is not here? or maybe this life i'm living is boring, why the sky is blue?

oh yeah introducing myself

"oh btw my name is kuudere" i say my name to her and she put her index finger on her chin like she was thinking

"ahem" i cough so i get her attention

"oh right i'm y/n nice to meet you kuudere"  she seems ok, she does not fangirl and-

"hey!"

until tits-chan run into us with her boobs bouncing

i know i'm a man but i hate when girls do that

she then grab my arm and put it in her boobs

"who are you and what are you skipping class and hanging out with kuudere!?" she says while her boobs is bouncing, i think i'm gonna puke

"uh" she seemed lost i have to get rid of this drama

"we're not skipping tits-chan, i'm just showing her around the school" i reason her

"then why?" she ask, why you have to fucking ask?! 

"cuz why not?"

"that's not an answer" tits-chan shout  

god this girl is annoying

"it is an answer so please let go of me or else i'll pop that balloon of yours and-"  

"ok ok i'll leave.." tits-chan leave 

and then i show y/n to the cafeteria 

-end of the drama-

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