Ugh! Rants

Parents

Parents.

u love em u hate em'. but in the end u love em'

I'm not ranting about how I hate my parents just because they didn't get me a new pair of shoes or a new phone. no. So don't got shitting on me like I'm a bitch who doesn't know how to appreciate.

We love our parents, we might deny it but deep down inside our shitty little heart, we love em'.

But sometimes they do things that irritates us.

I don't know about you but I hate it when I'm irritated (lol what) so let's get to the good stuffs.

1.) "Basic Mommy 2015."

I swear, they do this every single time someone comes over to hang with me. They will literally go all out and act... strange. And they would go talk to my friends like they've been best friends for years!

Mom please. No. Get back to your room or you're grounded. Noooooooo.

So whenever a new friend comes over I have some protocol that I tell them:

"Okay homie, when my mom comes out just say hi and don't look at her for more than five seconds? Got it?"

But guess what? my friends hate me. They'll even throw a stupid incident I did in school while I sit there throwing my favorite mug at them. Like how could u do this to me? I thought u were my homie!

and god, they'll even act like teenagers.

wHAT THE FREAKIBG POTATO. STOP IT MOM NO NO NO DONT TWERK ON YHAT TABLE! Ugh.

It's cool that u get along with my friends and it's cool that u know the latest trends but I swear to god if u wear some denim short shorts, a crop top, and a flower crown I'm shipping u off to north korea or something.

2.) "I nag u to da left, I nag u da right!"

ps: if u know who sang that line up there i love you

Yes. That one thing that makes every teenager wish that life has a mute button.

Nagging.

Whether it's about how messy your room is, or how the body that u forgot to bury is starting to smell, or something not big of a deal like that.

pls, stop lecturing me about a stupid plate I left in the sink. I know I should clean it but the internet's waiting for me!

Idk about u guys but my mom is nagging me to death. and tbh i really hate it.

"y r u still sleeping?"

"y r u not eating?"

"y u not got good grades?"

and I'm just like y r u so obsessed with me!?

and why do u always have to remind me of something u already said? I get it, I know I'll do it later just stop because quiet frankly I'm getting sick of it and I'll probably won't do it because of that.

once is enough okay? staph mom.

Find a hobby, obsess over a band, idk just stop obsessing over me. 🌚

3.) "Why can't u be like Kim Kardashian?"

believe me mom, I wanna be Kim too. Not the Kim Kim, but I wanna get paid by being fabulous and doing nothing.

u might get confuse or shit but what I'm talking about is when parents compare u with your siblings or other kids.

and pls don't compare me to pedro because I'm not him ok. I'm me, I won't be like him so just deal with it. I'm not perfect but I'm human.

and I hate it when they compare me to a kid whos btw is satans spawn. Like wtf I'm better than this hoe and u compare me to that poop? no. just no.

but in the end we still love em' because they gave us life ffs! we came out of our moms vajayjay hole! how did that even happen? 🌚

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idk if I'm funny but meh.
Hbu? what do u hate about ur parents?