I don't honestly know how to reform people, I just hope it's not shit.
~Eko.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I get up from the mattress on the floor. I just seriously spend a night at CARTMAN's house. Oh my fuck.
"Morning," I say.
He laughs,
"Morning."
I get up and put my hair in some order. He laughs.
"You're making it worse," he says.
I roll my eyes.
"Nobody can fix my hair, Cartman. Absolutely nobody," I say.
He laughs and taps the bed.
"I don't trust you," I say.
"Come on," he says.
I slowly sit down, he rolls his eyes.
"Was it that hard?" He asks.
I nod. He laughs and shows me a brush.
"You know what this is?" He asks.
"Yes, I do, they don't work," I say.
"Doesn't look like you ever tried," he says.
I roll my eyes and he tries.
"The colour is never going to fix itself though," he says.
"Dad said it might go brown," I say.
"It most likely won't," he says.
I shrug.
"Played any good games this year?" I ask.
"Not really. I feel like my favourite games are still from ages away," he says.
"Old school, eh?" I ask.
"No, there aren't just any good games anymore," he says.
"I mean come on, even 2018 was shit for games," I say.
"What? Didn't like Life is Strange 2 or something?" He asks.
"I didn't like the first one! I only loved Kate and she is such a miniature character, she was only there as a plot point. I would have loved her as the main character," I say.
"I thought you Jews hated Christians," he says.
"No we don't. I loved Kate in the game if that's something. We're not racist... unlike you," I say.
"Pft. Really?" He asks.
I roll my eyes and keep my eyes on a certain spot of the floor.
"There," he says.
I look in the window, it looks a lot better.
"Thank you," I say.
I sigh.
"You can't fix short arms. Can you?" I ask.
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Time goes by (Kyman-South Park.)
FanfictionI am not a big Kyman fan, nor am I big on Style or any other ship. I apologise for clearly reaching with this and making stupid errors. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17 years old Kyle Broflovski moves back to his home town of South Park with his...