me: hey dad.
dad: yes?
me: IM A CHICKEN!
dad: why do you see yourself as a chicken?
me: because i can and i can do what i wasn Mr. Welton
dad: you can call me dad
me: father
dad: ok then
me: human of hell
dad: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
me: take that man.
dad: stop
me: make me bud
dad: i will tell your mother
me:ok, she will not care, she knows what you say to me she knows all the sick jokes you make. and she knows that i identify as a chicken and guess what? ts a dang joke ok? It's not like I actually identify as a flightless bird.
