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Me: don't you just love nature,  despite what It did to you.

 Brother: I hate you

Me:  I love you too.  Not really because you ditched me  haven't spoken to me for three years.

Brother:  I have a job you now. 

Me: yeah so do I but at least I make time to see dad and ask him how you are  even though I'm at school for eight hours and I work, and I live with my mom not dad.

Brother: well..

Me:  shut the fuck up.  I don't want to hear It.

 Brother :  Kiera  Calm down.

Me:  fight me  

 Brother:  you know I'll win 

Me: *  punches him in the face, kicks him in the knee, and elbowed him in the stomach*  Who won now?  As it looks like to me I just beat you   And you're seven years older than me 

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