Will You Marry Me?

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In the room- (Arshad (A)- Zoya (Z) convo)
Z- Aap humse shadi Kyun karna chahte hain?
A- Ye kaisa sawal hua Zoya?
Z- Please!🤚 Humne poocha aap humse shadi Kyun karna chahte hain?
[Oh freak, I'm totally Loving this Zoya...😘😘😘]
A- Kyunki aap hume pasand hain Zoya. Hum aapko zindagi bhar ki Khushi dena chahte hain. Aur Hume lagta hai ki aap bhi Hume pasand Karti hain.
Z- Really? Aapko chasmo ke bina achhe lagne wala compliment kya de diya aap to peechhe hi par gaye.
[Savage...😁]
A- (confused as hell) Ji...???
Z- Ji... Aap Apne specs wapis lagayen Janab. Aap sach me itne dumb hain ya fir sach dekhna nhi chahte?"
A- Aap kya bol rahi hain Zoya Hume kuch samajh nahi aa raha!!!
Z- Wahi to, aapko kuch samajh hi Nati aata. Can't you see ki hum aapke saath kiye Gaye saare functions me kitne dukhi the. Humari aankhon ke aansu tak nhi dikhte aapko. Aur bade aaye khush rakhne wale!
A- Zoya bas kijiye. Aap humari tauheen kar rahi hain. Aditya ki tarah aap bhi humari Sharafat ka fayda utha rahi hain.
Z- Hum Aditya ki tarah hi hain. Ye baat apko samajh me kyun nahi aati hai?
A- Dekhiye, Aap apni nasamjhi ka bill hum par mat fadiye. Aapko kaunsa unka pyar dikhta hai?
[Ya right, Ulta chor Kotwal ko daante]
Z- Der aaye durust aaye. Par ab jab dikh Gaya hai to meherbani karke apni tashreef le jayein yahan se aur neeche keh dijiyega ki aapko ye Nikaah manzoor nhi hai.
A- Jiiiiiii.....???? Aur hum aisa Kyun karein?
Z- Bas yahin farq hai aapme aur humare Aditya me. [OMG, she said 'humare'😁] Wo humare liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain. Khud ko humse door bhi, chahe iski wajah se wo toot kar bikhar kyon na jayen. Aur ek aap hain Jo dawa karte hain ki hume pasand karte hain aur itni si cheez nhi bol sakte...😒😒😒
A- Dekhiye Zoya, hum aisa kuch nhi karenge aur na hi hume Aditya ki tarah ban'ne ka koi shauk hai. Aur...
Zoya cuts in between, "Oh please, aap unki tarah ban bhi nhi sakte. Aur ab jab aap humare liye kuch nahi karna sakte to ab hume apni madad khud karni hogi. Please leave my room NOW!
A- Lekin, Zoya...
Z- Ya Allah! Aapse behes karne ke chakkar me 9:20 ho Gaye. Ab aap please jayenge yahan se...🤚
Arshad leaves the room all annoyed.
Yeah...🎉💃🎉💃🎉💃