Day 6

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"I'm just saying man I cant believe Sam (inhale) got all of us out here on (exhale) this trip" he coughed out as he passed the joint to Ed."Yea and I can't (inhale) believe this shit (exhale) grows like..like a weed every where he ha he". Jack just shook his head and laughed "You know what I mean man to be away from (inhale) the city like really away no civilization creeping in (exhale)... Just being disconnected ha he ha". Ed chuckled "I know what you mean buddy being in nature (inhale) not some bullshit campground (exhale)". A shout came out from behind them "Hey, when you're done blowing each other you could help us out hahaha" Hal promptly informed them.Jack and Ed turned to see Sam and Hal carrying...carrying "What the fuck is that?" Ed shouted. Sam replied with "This would be dinner"."Yea but what the fuck is it!? "Jack asked "Its a gerbil or hamster or some shit" Hal responded like that was a real answer "Its a Capybara" Sam said "say it with me Capy-bara its like a giant Guinea pig".(Inhale) and we're gonna eat it ...whhhyyy(exhale) Jack asked.Sam grinned and said "because it tastes like steak bacon hehehe".Jack and Ed exchanged a glance said "alright".Ed took a couple big rips of the joint then put it out and stood up with Jack to help Sam and Hal do what ever it is you do with Capybaras.

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