Perrie: *over text message* What are you doing?
Jade: *texts back* I'm going to shower.
[Jade's phone trills with a video call]
Jade: Do you miss me already?
Perrie: Aren't you taking a shower?
Jade: So?
Perrie: Why are you still wearing clothes?
Jade: ...
Jade: Is that why you video called me?! Not because you missed me?
Perrie: I miss you all the time.
Jade: Pervert. I'll take them off after I hang up. BYE. *hangs up, hand reaches for top button*
[doorbell rings]
Jade: *opens the door and gasps*
Perrie: *steps in* Why did you lie? You're still dressed.
Jade: You're unbelievable!
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➳ incorrect jerrie quotes
ספרות חובביםstolen incorrect quotes from tumblr because i'm unoriginal as fuck lmao