Will: I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
David: Just watched a documentary about beavers... It was the best damn program I've ever seen
Henry: Slept like a log last night ... woke up in the fireplace.
Hook: I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Robin: Bicycles can't stand on their own, they're two tired.
Neil/ Baelfire: Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider? A: You spend too much time on the web.
Peter: A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
Felix: What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese
Graham: Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
Jefferson: I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.
August: A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
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OUAT Male imagines and preferences
Fantasíawill include Will scarlet David Nolan Henry mills captain Hook/Killian jones Robin Hood Neil/ Baelfire Peter Pan Felix Graham Jefferson August
